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IMAGE 1  FERRARI 456

Hint: It is a car! (You have to guess the model and brand)

 
 IMAGE 2 HIV

Hint: It is REALLY small

 IMAGE 3 PS3 CONTROLLER


Hint: Its loads of fun!

10 Funny Facebook Fails!!

Below is a selection of some hilarious Facebook fails! Any of these sound familiar? Better still do you recognize anyone! (Obviously the ones that aren't blurred)

 

 

 

100+ Followers!!!

I just want to thank everyone for all your support! I have finally reached just over 100 followers! Hopefully you enjoy visiting my blog :)

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10 Strangest Inventions

 Eyedrop funnels

 

There eye drop funnel glasses have to be the most pointless invention to ever come out of Japan. If you can’t aim an eye dropper directly into your eyes then you probably don’t deserve to have eyes in the first place. Perhaps a device that would keep you from blinking would be more useful.

Artificial replacement testicles for dogs

Many caring pet owners hesitate or even to refuse to neuter their pets, soNeuticles eliminates 'neuter-hesitant' concerns - as a 'Neuticled' pet looks exactly the same after surgery. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases. 

 

Personal Rain Saver

 

If you are worried that the world as we know it could come crashing down on our heads at any time, you might want to get your hands on one of these handy rain saving devices. Essentially an upside-down umberella, it collects water in an easy to carry tank. With the price of bottled water going through the roof and utility bills on the rise this could prove to be very useful, if you could bare the embarrassment that is!

Anti-flatulence Underwear

These oddly invented "Under-Ease" airtight underwear come with a replaceable charcoal filter that removes bad-smelling gases before they escape. As the slogan says: "Wear them for the ones you love".

 

Dog-to-human language translation device

The Bow-Lingual's a two-piece set—a wireless microphone that attaches to your dog's collar, and a walkie-talkie-looking handset with an LCD screen. Barks and yelps are transmitted to the handset, where their voiceprint is analyzed and placed into one of six emotional categories: happy, sad, on guard, frustrated, needy, or assertive. Once the appropriate emotional state is determined, the Bow-Lingual randomly selects a phrase belonging to that category and displays it on the screen. So if your pooch is determined to be on guard, maybe you'll get "Are you my friend or my enemy?" If aggressive, perhaps the sentiment will be "I'm dominant." You get the drift.

Alarm Clock that runs away from you

This is an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don't get out of bed on time! When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don't wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You'll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

  

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Pillows

 Do you miss your boyfriend or girlfriend? Do you wish you had one? Having trouble sleeping by yourself? Then why not buy a cuddly quarter of a person to snuggle up to at night. A half torso with arm is available for the girls. For the boys, a soft lap to fall asleep on.

Washing machine for cats and dogs

 The side-loading automatic pet washing machine, is safer and less stressful for the animals than washing them by hand. It soaps, rinses and dries dogs and cats in less than half an hour. It has a series of conical nozzles that wash and massage beasts from every direction, while dirty and soapy waste is filtered through a hose at the bottom. Operators use the Lavakan's touch panel to choose the best wash cycle for the animal's size and dermatological needs. Pesticide soaps, for example, require an extended wait period to kill fleas and ticks.

Software that detects cats walking across the keyboard

When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are near the computer or have suddenly been called away from it. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.

 

Electromechanical teenager repellant 

This is an electromechanical teenager repellant -- a device that makes annoying high-pitched noise designed to be audible to teenagers but not to adults. The "Mosquito" ultrasonic teenage deterrent aims to solve the problem of unwanted gatherings of youths and teenagers in shopping malls, around shops and anywhere else they are causing problems, claiming to be "the most effective tool in our fight against anti social behaviour". He later used that same technology to make telephone ringtones that are audible to teenagers but probably not to their teachers.

10 Tips on How to Meet Single Ladies

When you consider that most guys are scared to death about talking to a strange woman, you have a recipe for disaster. Fear not, there is hope. 


1. Live Where There’s More Women Than Men

Did you know that in recent times, Sweden has had the highest women to men ratio at 2.6:1? Well its a good idea to move where all the single ladies are at. This will increase your chances for sure!

2. Read Chick Literature & Female Magazines 

Everyone loves a knowledgeable guy. But you need to know more than what the other guys know to be able to impress- know what the ladies love and you’re sure to be a hit with them.

3. Get A Puppy

Chances are they will pay more attention to the puppy. But hey, a little patience goes a long way! 

4. Throw A Party

 Make sure that there are more girls than guys. Better yet if the ratio is 10:5. Tell your mates to bring 2 girls each. 

5. Take A Class & Learn Something New

You may want to consider taking up Yoga or Latin Dance. These classes are heavily populated with females. Plus some girls are impressed with guys who know how to move on the dance floor. 

6. Drop Your Standards

Lower your standards and don’t be too quick to judge. Like the old saying goes, ‘Beauty is skin deep’. 

7. Never Use Corny Pick-Up Lines

 If you’re going to be an idiot by all means use the recommended pick up line!! But NEVER use corny pick up lines. 

8. Take A Stab In The Dark

Not everyone can be as suave as James Bond but you can at least try to pick up a chick by taking a stab in the dark. You don’t have to make things complicated just start a simple conversation and even if you don’t see any signs she’s interested in you, just say it! “Would you like to have a drink with me some time?” Don’t worry about being rejected the more you try the better you’ll get.

9. Borrow Your Friends Kids

Look for the cutest kid you can find and take them out to your local shopping mall. Try and get them to start conversations for you, its a nice ice breaker

10. Become A Fireman

 The pays pretty good and lots of women fantasize about men in uniform especially firemen

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