Thursday, September 30, 2010


Epic rage! Here are 10 that really made me lol!


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

[UPDATED] Sooo......WHAT IS IT???

Can you guess what any of these three images are? More hints will be given if no one gets them. Be sure to check back for the answers!


Hint: It is a car! (You have to guess the model and brand)


Hint: It is REALLY small


Hint: Its loads of fun!

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

10 Funny Facebook Fails!!

Below is a selection of some hilarious Facebook fails! Any of these sound familiar? Better still do you recognize anyone! (Obviously the ones that aren't blurred)


Monday, September 27, 2010

100+ Followers!!!

I just want to thank everyone for all your support! I have finally reached just over 100 followers! Hopefully you enjoy visiting my blog :)

As this is a random blog, I thought of adding something really random!:

10 Strangest Inventions

 Eyedrop funnels
There eye drop funnel glasses have to be the most pointless invention to ever come out of Japan. If you can’t aim an eye dropper directly into your eyes then you probably don’t deserve to have eyes in the first place. Perhaps a device that would keep you from blinking would be more useful.

Artificial replacement testicles for dogs

Many caring pet owners hesitate or even to refuse to neuter their pets, soNeuticles eliminates 'neuter-hesitant' concerns - as a 'Neuticled' pet looks exactly the same after surgery. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases. 

Personal Rain Saver
If you are worried that the world as we know it could come crashing down on our heads at any time, you might want to get your hands on one of these handy rain saving devices. Essentially an upside-down umberella, it collects water in an easy to carry tank. With the price of bottled water going through the roof and utility bills on the rise this could prove to be very useful, if you could bare the embarrassment that is!

Anti-flatulence Underwear

These oddly invented "Under-Ease" airtight underwear come with a replaceable charcoal filter that removes bad-smelling gases before they escape. As the slogan says: "Wear them for the ones you love".


Dog-to-human language translation device

The Bow-Lingual's a two-piece set—a wireless microphone that attaches to your dog's collar, and a walkie-talkie-looking handset with an LCD screen. Barks and yelps are transmitted to the handset, where their voiceprint is analyzed and placed into one of six emotional categories: happy, sad, on guard, frustrated, needy, or assertive. Once the appropriate emotional state is determined, the Bow-Lingual randomly selects a phrase belonging to that category and displays it on the screen. So if your pooch is determined to be on guard, maybe you'll get "Are you my friend or my enemy?" If aggressive, perhaps the sentiment will be "I'm dominant." You get the drift.

Alarm Clock that runs away from you

This is an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don't get out of bed on time! When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don't wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You'll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

Boyfriend and Girlfriend Pillows

 Do you miss your boyfriend or girlfriend? Do you wish you had one? Having trouble sleeping by yourself? Then why not buy a cuddly quarter of a person to snuggle up to at night. A half torso with arm is available for the girls. For the boys, a soft lap to fall asleep on.

Washing machine for cats and dogs

 The side-loading automatic pet washing machine, is safer and less stressful for the animals than washing them by hand. It soaps, rinses and dries dogs and cats in less than half an hour. It has a series of conical nozzles that wash and massage beasts from every direction, while dirty and soapy waste is filtered through a hose at the bottom. Operators use the Lavakan's touch panel to choose the best wash cycle for the animal's size and dermatological needs. Pesticide soaps, for example, require an extended wait period to kill fleas and ticks.

Software that detects cats walking across the keyboard

When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are near the computer or have suddenly been called away from it. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.

Electromechanical teenager repellant 

This is an electromechanical teenager repellant -- a device that makes annoying high-pitched noise designed to be audible to teenagers but not to adults. The "Mosquito" ultrasonic teenage deterrent aims to solve the problem of unwanted gatherings of youths and teenagers in shopping malls, around shops and anywhere else they are causing problems, claiming to be "the most effective tool in our fight against anti social behaviour". He later used that same technology to make telephone ringtones that are audible to teenagers but probably not to their teachers.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

10 Tips on How to Meet Single Ladies

When you consider that most guys are scared to death about talking to a strange woman, you have a recipe for disaster. Fear not, there is hope. 

1. Live Where There’s More Women Than Men

Did you know that in recent times, Sweden has had the highest women to men ratio at 2.6:1? Well its a good idea to move where all the single ladies are at. This will increase your chances for sure!

2. Read Chick Literature & Female Magazines 

Everyone loves a knowledgeable guy. But you need to know more than what the other guys know to be able to impress- know what the ladies love and you’re sure to be a hit with them.

3. Get A Puppy

Chances are they will pay more attention to the puppy. But hey, a little patience goes a long way! 

4. Throw A Party

 Make sure that there are more girls than guys. Better yet if the ratio is 10:5. Tell your mates to bring 2 girls each. 

5. Take A Class & Learn Something New
You may want to consider taking up Yoga or Latin Dance. These classes are heavily populated with females. Plus some girls are impressed with guys who know how to move on the dance floor. 

6. Drop Your Standards

Lower your standards and don’t be too quick to judge. Like the old saying goes, ‘Beauty is skin deep’. 

7. Never Use Corny Pick-Up Lines

 If you’re going to be an idiot by all means use the recommended pick up line!! But NEVER use corny pick up lines. 

8. Take A Stab In The Dark

Not everyone can be as suave as James Bond but you can at least try to pick up a chick by taking a stab in the dark. You don’t have to make things complicated just start a simple conversation and even if you don’t see any signs she’s interested in you, just say it! “Would you like to have a drink with me some time?” Don’t worry about being rejected the more you try the better you’ll get.

9. Borrow Your Friends Kids

Look for the cutest kid you can find and take them out to your local shopping mall. Try and get them to start conversations for you, its a nice ice breaker

10. Become A Fireman

 The pays pretty good and lots of women fantasize about men in uniform especially firemen

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Life Hacks

OMG I'm just over 1000 views!! Thank you all for your suppport, its really appreciated :) Below are some interesting ways to do everyday things, making life easier, more interesting, and more enjoyable.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Definitive Guide To Cooking The Perfect Steak

One of the closest links between man and beast is our love for meat. But what should separate us from mere animals is the manner in which that meat is cooked. Sadly, just because you’re human doesn’t mean you’re eating your meat any better than a beast.

Grilling a steak truly is like art: lots of people can draw, but not everyone is Michelangelo. The fact of the matter is that you owe it to yourself to prepare the meat in the best way possible!!

Five things to look for when buying a steak

1. When choosing a steak, sirloin is a fine choice due to its tasty, melt-in-the-mouth succulence. Good sirloin has just the right amount of fat and nice marbling. Rump steak is slightly cheaper than sirloin but it’s still a great steak for griddling or frying, with more flavour than sirloin. However, it does tend to be slightly chewier, especially if it has not been matured properly.

2. Age of the steak is important, as the hanging process develops the flavour and tenderises the meat. So ask your butcher how long the beef has been hung for. As a rule, 21 days as a minimum and 35 days as a maximum is a good range to go for. Most butchers already do this for you, be sure to ask.

3. Good beef should be a deep red colour. However, alot of butchers put red food colouring!

4. Check the beef has good marbling – little streaks of fat running through the meat. This melts when heated, helping the steak to baste itself from within as it cooks.

5. Allow at least 4 oz. of steak per serving - double or triple that for hungry eaters, or if the steak contains a bone.

Five steps to cooking the perfect steak

1. Heat your grill or frying pan over a high heat, until smoking hot.

2. Lightly brush the steak with a little olive oil and season with sea salt and freshly ground black pepper.

3. Don’t grill more than two steaks at a time, and keep them spaced well apart. If you add more than two steaks to the pan at once, the temperature will drop and the steak will stew, rather than fry.

4. Don’t turn the steaks until good seared markings are achieved, then turn them over and cook on the other side

5. You must let the steak rest for about 3 minutes before serving, to allow the juices that have been drawn to the surface to relax back into the meat.

How long to cook a steak for

These timings are based on cooking a sirloin steak that’s about 2cm thick. (Cooking times will vary depending on the type and thickness of the steak, and how hot your pan is.)

Blue: 1 minute each side

Rare: 1½ minutes each side

Medium rare: 2 minutes each side

Medium: 2¼ minutes each side

Medium-well done: 2½ - 3 minutes each side.

Sunday, September 19, 2010


If you could choose any totem (assuming you have watched Inception) what would you choose and why?

Saturday, September 18, 2010


1 - Bugatti Galibier

The Bugatti Galibier 16C Concept will be the greatest sedan ever made. While the Aston Martin Rapide and Porsche Panamera Turbo can be considered super-sedans in their own right, the Galibier 16C is in a class of its own: it's powered by an 8.0-liter W-16 engine mated to a twin-clutch gearbox, 800-horsepower output and hosues more sculpture, art and fine materials than an equivalent space at the Louvre. The car will cost a whopping $1.6 million if produced.

2 - Saab Aero-X

The Saab Aero-X is a concept car by Saab unveiled at the 2006 Salon International de l'Auto. It is powered by a 2.8 L twin-turbocharged V6 running on pure ethanol that produces an immpresive 300 kW (400 hp). 0 to 100 km/h (62 mph) is predicted to be 4.9 s and top speed is limited to 250 km/h (155 mph). It has a 7-speed manual transmission controlled by paddles on the steering wheel. The doors and windscreen are connected, so instead of using conventional doors or even gullwing doors, it uses a cockpit canopy where the entire top section of the car is opened. This offered the Aero X's driver full 180 degree vision, and also facilitates entry and exit from its low-slung cabin. The interior offers "clean Scandinavian interior design". The car has no ordinary dials and buttons; instead, data is displayed on acrylic 'clear zones' in graphic 3D images. All interior and exterior lights utilize LEDs.

3 - GT by Citroën

The GT by Citroën is a sports car that debuted as a concept car on October 2 at the 2008 Paris Motor Show. The car is a collaboration between the French automaker Citroën and the Japanese racing simulation developer Polyphony Digital. The GT by Citroën concept car was specially created, designed and produced for the upcoming video game Gran Turismo 5 and was included through download in its latest version Gran Turismo 5: Prologue. Its designer came up with the project and sold it to both Polyphony Digital and Citroën. The car in the game features a fuel cell powering four electric motors delivering 780 bhp (582 kW; 791 PS), however the real car has a V8 petrol engine. The car's weight is 1,400 kg (3,086 lb). In June 2009, Citroën hinted plans to possibly produce a limited number (6) of GTs for sale to the public, each costing $1.8 million.

BMW presents GINA, a new take on car design, materials, and flexibility. GINA stands for "Geometry and functions In 'N' Adaptations". The GINA replaces the traditional metal/plastic skin with a textile fabric skin that’s pulled taut around a frame of metal and carbon fiber wires. Even the shape of the car can change. The GINA philosophy offers designers as well as development and production specialists an opportunity to challenge existing principles and conventional processes. Solutions that will benefit the car of the future are examined without predefined rules and from as many perspectives as possible. This also involves questioning what is believed to be set in stone. Does a car roof really have to rest on pillars and be bordered by windows? Do all functions have to be visible at all times, even when they are not needed? How many personalization options does my car offer? Are there any possible alternatives to the rigid body shell made of steel or plastic? Questions like these lead to groundbreaking, cross-segmental solutions - and visions of the future of individual mobility.

5 - Maybach Exelero

The Maybach Exelero is a high-performance sports car designed and built by German luxury car manufacturer Maybach. Commissioned by tyre company Fulda, the Exelero is a chopped-down two-seater coupe, though it's more than just a show car - in tests at the Nardo high-speed oval, the prototype reached a speed of 218.38mph, despite weighing over 2.66 tonnes. It is capable of acceleration from 0-60mph in 4.4 seconds. The car's design was the result of a competition amongst students at the Pforzheim Polytechnic Department of Transport Design, which has worked on show vehicles for Fulda in the past. The project, based on the Maybach 57 limousine, required a certain amount of re-engineering; the A-pillar and doors had to be shifted rearwards, and the steering column, pedals and gearshift all re-located. The standard 550bhp V12 engine was bored out to 5.9 litres, and tuned for 700bhp and over 738lb ft of torque. With final dimensions of 5890mm long, 2140mm wide and just 1390mm high, the car was kitted out with a full-spec interior, including leather, neoprene, aluminium and carbonfibre finishes.