Monday, September 27, 2010

100+ Followers!!!

I just want to thank everyone for all your support! I have finally reached just over 100 followers! Hopefully you enjoy visiting my blog :)

As this is a random blog, I thought of adding something really random!:

10 Strangest Inventions

 Eyedrop funnels
 
There eye drop funnel glasses have to be the most pointless invention to ever come out of Japan. If you can’t aim an eye dropper directly into your eyes then you probably don’t deserve to have eyes in the first place. Perhaps a device that would keep you from blinking would be more useful.







Artificial replacement testicles for dogs

Many caring pet owners hesitate or even to refuse to neuter their pets, soNeuticles eliminates 'neuter-hesitant' concerns - as a 'Neuticled' pet looks exactly the same after surgery. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases. 

 
Personal Rain Saver
 
If you are worried that the world as we know it could come crashing down on our heads at any time, you might want to get your hands on one of these handy rain saving devices. Essentially an upside-down umberella, it collects water in an easy to carry tank. With the price of bottled water going through the roof and utility bills on the rise this could prove to be very useful, if you could bare the embarrassment that is!





Anti-flatulence Underwear

These oddly invented "Under-Ease" airtight underwear come with a replaceable charcoal filter that removes bad-smelling gases before they escape. As the slogan says: "Wear them for the ones you love".

 






Dog-to-human language translation device

The Bow-Lingual's a two-piece set—a wireless microphone that attaches to your dog's collar, and a walkie-talkie-looking handset with an LCD screen. Barks and yelps are transmitted to the handset, where their voiceprint is analyzed and placed into one of six emotional categories: happy, sad, on guard, frustrated, needy, or assertive. Once the appropriate emotional state is determined, the Bow-Lingual randomly selects a phrase belonging to that category and displays it on the screen. So if your pooch is determined to be on guard, maybe you'll get "Are you my friend or my enemy?" If aggressive, perhaps the sentiment will be "I'm dominant." You get the drift.

Alarm Clock that runs away from you

This is an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don't get out of bed on time! When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don't wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You'll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.
  


Boyfriend and Girlfriend Pillows

 Do you miss your boyfriend or girlfriend? Do you wish you had one? Having trouble sleeping by yourself? Then why not buy a cuddly quarter of a person to snuggle up to at night. A half torso with arm is available for the girls. For the boys, a soft lap to fall asleep on.







Washing machine for cats and dogs

 The side-loading automatic pet washing machine, is safer and less stressful for the animals than washing them by hand. It soaps, rinses and dries dogs and cats in less than half an hour. It has a series of conical nozzles that wash and massage beasts from every direction, while dirty and soapy waste is filtered through a hose at the bottom. Operators use the Lavakan's touch panel to choose the best wash cycle for the animal's size and dermatological needs. Pesticide soaps, for example, require an extended wait period to kill fleas and ticks.

Software that detects cats walking across the keyboard

When cats walk or climb on your keyboard, they can enter random commands and data, damage your files, and even crash your computer. This can happen whether you are near the computer or have suddenly been called away from it. PawSense is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.


 
Electromechanical teenager repellant 

This is an electromechanical teenager repellant -- a device that makes annoying high-pitched noise designed to be audible to teenagers but not to adults. The "Mosquito" ultrasonic teenage deterrent aims to solve the problem of unwanted gatherings of youths and teenagers in shopping malls, around shops and anywhere else they are causing problems, claiming to be "the most effective tool in our fight against anti social behaviour". He later used that same technology to make telephone ringtones that are audible to teenagers but probably not to their teachers.

40 comments:

  1. I like this, awaiting your next update!

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  3. i wouldnt be ashamed to use the funnels

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  4. "Electromechanical teenager repellant"

    i want that! just to annoy everyone while taking a walk. hahaha

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  5. Haha, I want a girlfriend pillow!

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  6. These are hilarious. I'm pretty sure the fake dog testicles are really used in show dogs so that they can still compete after being neutered.

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  7. i wouldnt be ashamed to use the funnels

    hehe
    following

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  8. man, those funnels would be really helpful!

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  9. Wow, some of that stuff is absolutely... useless.

    Thanks for sharing, though!

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  10. i think my favoire is the animal translator! congrats on 100 btw :3

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  11. do they make artificial testicals for humans?

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  12. congrats on 100! also funny stuff lol

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  13. this is a good post that makes me want to come back for more

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  14. congrats on 100 posts, unfortunately I cant quite remember what her name is right now but ill check!

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  15. Hey, I'm back from the dead! Come and visit me!

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  16. @problem.question I here you can buy some steel balls :D

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  17. My dog bark analyzer told me that he is very upset with his lack of testicles and would like some new ones if possible

    http://crazyassblackpeople.blogspot.com

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  18. Lol nice, inventions. And congratulations about your 100 followers. This is a good blog.

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  21. Clocky would be awesome, I have a really big issues with getting up ;)

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  22. ah those asians and their crazy items

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  23. Fucking lol'd at the teenager repellent. Telling kids to get off your lawn will never be easier.

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  24. I can see the eyedrop funnels working well.

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  25. Haha came back to check this out again, really funny stuff =)

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  26. There's nothing wrong with my girlfriend pillow!

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